5+ hour, 14+ min ago   (241+ words) U.S. " Mattel has announced the release of "Uno: Even More Brutal Edition" which will include cards that SWAT family members and have them arrested on bogus federal charges. After the success of "UNO: No Mercy" which upped the ante with cards…...

1+ mon, 3+ week ago   (370+ words) Brought to you by: The Great Commission Strategic Card Game Countless families have been destroyed by games of Monopoly gone awry. Don't let that happen to you. As a public service, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following…...

1+ mon, 4+ week ago   (273+ words) CAMILLA, GA " A routine family game night almost ended in disaster after a young child asked to play Monopoly. Fortunately for everyone involved, better heads prevailed, and the game of Monopoly was narrowly avoided. The night nearly fell apart when…...

2+ mon, 1+ week ago   (190+ words) INDIANAPOLIS, IN " Sources close to local man Bradley Mudd say that the 28-year-old is currently torn between learning a new board game and getting his PhD in quantum physics. Mudd began the internal debate Tuesday, as he began skimming through…...

6+ mon, 2+ week ago   (190+ words) EL SEGUNDO, CA " In a renewed effort to make inroads with conservative families in the wake of concerns over previous "woke" products, toy manufacturer Mattel announced a new ICE Agent Ken doll. The new edition of Barbie's famous boyfriend will…...